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Joke of the Day

"I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s. (Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/3hgadu/apple_iphone_6s_launching_on_september_18/)"

"So a piece of bacon and a biscuit walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Sorry but we don't serve breakfast here"""

"What do you call a crazy judge? Judgemental"

"""Ugh, you're so obsessed with me."" Boss: ""I just asked why you're twenty minutes late?"""

"i would lose weight but i hate losing"

"[Wonder Woman shows up] Superman: Is she with you? Batman: I thought she was with you? Wonder Woman: Bruce you literally emailed me today"

"No love I have for someone could ever be strong enough to make me think it was appropriate to stand side-by-side with them on an escalator"

"I got this amazing girl's number at work today See you later Jane Doe 522/16!"

"Boy calls911 Boy calls 911. Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"What do you call the cookbook of the dead? The Necrinom-nom-nomicon"