50610

Joke of the Day

"I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s. (Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/3hgadu/apple_iphone_6s_launching_on_september_18/)"

"Picking up a Sea World Protestor Should we go back to my place, free willy and see how long Tilikum? Guaranteed Soak-Zone."

"Why do black folk carry around ""boomboxes""? it's just their stereo-type!"

"How many Mormons do you take fishing with you? Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."

"It only took three years but I finally finished eating that box of taquitos from Costco."

"""Shh...it took an hour, but I think he's finally asleep."" *fireworks go off outside* *opens window* I WILL KILL YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE"

"I used to be really interested in drilling holes Now I just find it boring."

"Who is the new member of the X-MEN Caitlyn Jenner"

"Don Draper struggles to open a PowerPoint file during an important pitch. #MadMenSeason15"

"Joke What did the cup say to the mop"