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Joke of the Day
"""Ugh, you're so obsessed with me."" Boss: ""I just asked why you're twenty minutes late?"""
Next Joke
"I have a step ladder I never knew my real ladder...but I heard great things about him, like he supported 3 people at one time... last I heard he was In a 12 step program"
"And how would you like that cooked? ""I like my steak like I like my Pokemon... Rare"""
"Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise."
"Girls giving blowjobs for Louboutins - Whatcha call that? Head over heels."
"Self Respect is... Washing your hands before you take a piss. ...or rather, leave one."
"What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff"
"Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall? For the Halibut."
"Why did the perv leave? Because he came."
"KNOCK KNOCK... Who's there? Kicks! Kicks who? Kicks Ronda Rousey for the Knock out!"