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Joke of the Day

"No love I have for someone could ever be strong enough to make me think it was appropriate to stand side-by-side with them on an escalator"

"Why are Jews so rich? They are always looking for prophets."

"What vegetable is a bug most afraid of? Stephen Hawking"

"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"

"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets Women"

"Yes, Neil, everything sounds better when you have a great voice. That's how sound works."

"Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table."

"Asked a friend if the hotel in town was hiring. ""I don't know, I bet you could check into it, though."""

"What do you call a free gigolo? Pro-boner."

"What do you call a kitten's post-mortem? An Aww-topsy."