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Joke of the Day

"Boy calls911 Boy calls 911. Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar? 1. Because he was sheet faced. 1. Because he couldn't hold his boos. EDIT: Formatting."

"Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida? 'Cause they all go there to croak!"

"""YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER YOU HAVE A CUT ON YOUR FINGER"" - salt"

"Ahh Summer. The season for confusing unattractive girls with hot girls because of oversized sunglasses."

"Yo mama in a wheelchair and says ""You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."""

"A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing."

"Origami is Japanese for, ""we haven't invented scissors yet"""

"I set up a trap to catch the tooth fairy but she caught on and placed my parents in the trap instead. what a tricky fairy. PS. i want my $1!"

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell."