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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crazy judge? Judgemental"
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"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."
"You can use your cat as a towel. There's no specific laws against it."
"The opening scene of the movie ""Saving Private Ryan"" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade."
"We're gathered here today to mourn the loss of Derek. His last words were ""Watch me try and keep my eyes open while sneezing!"""
"Why are girls bad at maths? They can't even."
"What's Gandalf's favorite band? A Flock of Smeagols"
"I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts... I haven't got an addiction. It's just a great way of meeting sluts."
"Yo mommas so black she has been marked absent at night school."
"Don't feed the animals at the zoo! You should better feed the security guard!"