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Joke of the Day
"I like my men like I like my coffee: I don't like coffee."
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"If I was rich I'd hire a guy named Matt to stand in the tub and I'd call him my ""bath Matt."" And I'd also do stuff for malaria and stuff."
"Is there a hand sanitizer out there that can kill the 0.01% germ?"
"A hipster just darted in front of me in traffic. I almost didn't see him because he was so ironic."
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster? The rooster says ""cock-adoodle-do"" whereas the prostitute says ""any cock'll do"""
"Shattner didn't go to Nimoy's funeral, and Obama's been on the phone all weekend with the Vulcan ambassador, trying to smooth things over."
"Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, ""How's Hillary's head?"" He answers, ""Well, she's no Monica!"""
"Why is the sea salty? Because the land does not wave back."
"I was at a checkup.. And the doctor said i need to stop masturbating ""Why?"" ""Because I'm checking you."""
"What does your mom and Pac-man have in common? She eats balls all day. WOKA WOKA WOKA WOKA!!!!!"