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Joke of the Day

"What does your mom and Pac-man have in common? She eats balls all day. WOKA WOKA WOKA WOKA!!!!!"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look at the fresh prints."

"Someone just threw sodium chloride at me. It was a salt."

"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."

"I've discovered I own five umbrellas, if anyone wants to stage a musical number."

"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."

"Flying illegally in the animal carriage are really comfortable in a way. Bad side? There're no toilet. Good side? They don't question the smell."

"Why are most male politicians gay? They can only mandate."

"Who was the last person to have sex with Marilyn Monroe? Thomas Noguchi"

"Why did the stop sign get an STD? Because it had a 4-way."