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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster? The rooster says ""cock-adoodle-do"" whereas the prostitute says ""any cock'll do"""

"- Dad, are mermaids fish or women? -It depends on if you are horny or hungry."

"Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president. We need Batman more than ever."

"What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader."

"The first rule of recursion club is the first rule of recursion club"

"I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat to help him with the laundry."

"WHAT DO WE WANT? License and registration, please. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Sir, please stop shouting and step out of the vehicle."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here."" The mushroom says, ""Hey, I may be a mushroom, but I'm a real fun-guy!"""

"Whats the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger; the other is a fish."

"Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single."