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Joke of the Day

"Shattner didn't go to Nimoy's funeral, and Obama's been on the phone all weekend with the Vulcan ambassador, trying to smooth things over."

"Friday is like a bra... You did your job all week, now it's time to take it off!... anyone need a hand??"

"People who type ""First!"" in comment boxes will also be first in line to hell."

"Hi Africa, it's America. A guy over here just ate 69 hotdogs in 10 minutes! How's everything going with you?"

"Why'd the pervert cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it..."

"What did Captain Hook say to Peter Pan? Fuck Niggers !! Lol !!"

"I just heard the first song made by artificial intelligence You could say it was a real Siri-nade"

"Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers? They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers."

"What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe Ones got hydraulics the other has high-bollocks"