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Joke of the Day
"A hipster just darted in front of me in traffic. I almost didn't see him because he was so ironic."
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"Q: ""What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"" A: ""The C"" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!"
"So I know this guy who is addicted to brake fluid... He says he can stop anytime."
"Daddy can u get me a drink? ""No, you're 5yo you can get your own drink"" Fine *goes to fridge ""While you're there can you grab me a beer?"""
"Here's a joke. Women's rights"
"Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status? She's only happy when ""It's Complicated."""
"Since instagram is down I'm not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost."
"What's the hardest thing to do when you go rollerblading? Telling your parents that you're gay."
"My fast joke Are you a human or a dog"
"I remember the first time I ever masturbated... ... it was a seminal moment."