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Joke of the Day

"Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, ""How's Hillary's head?"" He answers, ""Well, she's no Monica!"""

"So what DID the reddit admins said to the mods?"

"I was going to make a documentary about my sex life but somebody else snatched up the rights to the title. TROLLHUNTER"

"Canada Post is under heavy DDoS attack. Somebody sent 2 letters at the same time."

"How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping"

"I'm not saying she was stupid, but I asked her how to spell Mississippi and she said 'the river or the state?'"

"What's the difference between you and Bear Grylls? You'd get fired if you drank piss at work."

"I can fit the lyrics of the song 'Uptown Funk' into any conversation that I have... Don't believe me? Just watch!"

"When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus."

"Do you know what is ""Deja POO"" ? It's the feeling that you've heard this crap before."