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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."

"What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa? Outtagascar"

"Before you decide to become an atheist try dipping an Oreo in Nutella once"

"I feel sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of"

"For once Bill will be talking about Hillary... When he says she blew it."

"I answer with an automatic ""Yes"" each time my mom says ""Oh, have I told you...?"" I could miss out on something good but chances are slim."

"What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway? A fast foyer transform!"

"If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone."

"I fell over a toilet roll display at my local supermarket I cut my leg badly and was rushed to hospital. I said to the doctor, ""what's the damage"" He replied, ""just some torn tissue""."

"Customer: You said these pants were pure wool but the label says ""all cotton."" Salesman: Oh that's just to keep the moths away."