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Joke of the Day
"Why is the new Windows OS called Windows 10 Because 789"
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"Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!"
"How did cancer order it's fries? Metastasized."
"My daughter has reached that age... My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"TIFU by accidentally benching our star player on the last inning... Whoops, wrong sub"
"I never thought that the Internet was very useful but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before."
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