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Joke of the Day
"How did we even waste time before Twitter?"
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"Religion is like a penis Its okay to have one... But problems arise when to you force it down someones throats."
"Why did the jalapeno put on a sweater? Because he was a little chile"
"My girlfriend said she was leaving me because of my obsession with soccer So I said ""On loan or permanent transfer?"""
"[OC] What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together? Pulp friction."
"I have a great knock-knock joke But someone else has to start. Go"
"I like my women as i like my whiskey... 10 years old and locked in a basement"
"Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!"
"The Bra Joke A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman says ""I can't serve you, you're off your tits"""
"We would have discovered the cure for cancer by now if we rewarded, recognized and respected our scientists just as much as we do our sportsmen and celebrities."