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Joke of the Day

"Nothing says ""My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse"" quite like a joint Facebook account."

"Why do circumcised men lack Jedi brethren? The procedure removes their force-kin."

"Alcohol is best served."

"I just paid $25 for a hot 20 year old chick to rub her boobs all over me I love having my hair cut."

"ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know"

"Whats the best way to eat a vegetable Go for the wheelchair first"

"Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again."

"Trying to think of a funny Good Friday joke, I really want to NAIL it."

"The town i grew up in was so small... we had drivers-ed and sex-ed in the same car."

"Pedophiles lobby for slower speed limits at school zones"