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Joke of the Day

"Nothing says ""My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse"" quite like a joint Facebook account."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."

"Joaquin What kind of name is Joaquin? It's not Russian"

"If you stop at a yellow light I'm going to assume you have something illegal in your car."

"""See that guy over there? I have to serve him with papers today."" -Oh really? Why? ""Because I lost my tennis racquet."""

"What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!"

"Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious."

"I'm not a ""stalker"". I want to make sure you're okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard."

"Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can."

"What do you call a fear of chainsaws? Logic."