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Joke of the Day

"My daughter has reached that age... My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, ""Is that the best you can do?"""

"When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers... But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying"

"What do you call a bakery owned by a redhead? A Ginger Bread-House"

"Knock Knock Knock! Knock! -Who's there? Hanna. -Hanna who? Hanna partridge in a pear tree"

"I came in second at a Monica Lewinsky look alike competition. . . . . . the judge said I was close, but no cigar."

"What are feminists best at in mathematics? TRIGGER-nometry"

"Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy."

"People who leave careers to ""spend more time with the family"" must have really shitty careers or a MUCH better family than mine."

"Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers? They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers."

"After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers."