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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!"

"Is knowing of collapse of supermarket in Latvia? Is sad but now has five more potato for all of Latvia."

"why don't chickens wear underwear... Because their peckers on their face."

"I don't discriminate based skin colour, I do it based on clothes... In fact you could call me a fashist"

"Hear about psych on netflix? Thats messed up"

"Women have more than one connection to lungs. If you put a finger inside the vagina it feels like suffocating to them."

"Why can't women drive? Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen."

"Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter."

"A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story"

"How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One they're just like the rest of us except they're good with money."