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Joke of the Day
"How did cancer order it's fries? Metastasized."
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"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"
"Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER"
"Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty! "
"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? You smell carrots?"
"Strange new trend at the office People are putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Kevin."
"Why do women love Satan? He's down to Earth."
"5: I want to learn drums. Me: Ok, but you have to walk them, feed them, and pick up their poop. *confused, 5 walks away I am the master."
"According to chemists, alcohol IS a solution..."
"What did that cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"