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Joke of the Day

"Is it racist that I've been talking to this one white chick on my street for months now & just realized she's actually 5 white chicks?..."

"If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side... ...at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs."

"I'm torn between feeling like I can do anything if I wanted to, and feeling like I don't want to do anything because I don't want to."

"People who learned a bunch of stuff must've felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out."

"[sees kid crying at the mall] R u lost? [kid nods, wiping tears] Well [blows cigarette smoke in kids face] looks like u live at the mall now"

"Just stole some energy bars from a store. I'm a joule thief."

"When i heard they had invented a cure for dyslexia.... It was music to my arse"

"What do exchange students and porn addicts have in common? They both study abroad."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse."

"What is the best way to get called a ,""genius?"" ...by losing a billion dollars in business."