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Joke of the Day

"I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm. Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants? Oh."

"I ate catnip today. I enjoyed it, but the cat sure didn't."

"How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints."

"What do you someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows!"

"three gay guys are in a hot tub [NSFW] when a big blob of semen floats to the surface. one guy says while looking at the other 2 ""ok, who farted?"""

"What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ? Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny."

"What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter? Mohammed Dali"

"Seriously, why put the suicide hotline on the backs of buses? Put it on the fronts."

"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps under his work boots."

"I'd like to live in Abu Dhabi. There's nothing like the bright lights, ritzy real estate, and an occasional public beheading."