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Joke of the Day
"I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm. Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants? Oh."
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"Yo mama's so fat Her nose can't even run Came up with this myself and was quite proud"
"They made a TV series about 9/11 But it didn't get past the pilot"
"I wasn't going to have a cardiac transplant But then I had a change of heart"
"Two Jihadis Walked In to a bar They didn't blow it up."
"What's the best thing about fucking a pregnant woman? Getting a blowjob at the same time."
"They say that a person's surname is named after whatever their ancestors did to make a living I feel sorry for the guy who's dad was the first person to be called ""Dickinson"""
"Somebody accused me of being condescending today... ...by the way, condescending is shown or characterized by a patronizing or superior attitude toward others."
"The bartender says, ""hey we don't serve neutrinos in here!"" A neutrino walks into a bar."
"What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie? WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?"