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Joke of the Day
"How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints."
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"What did the sweet potato say to the Israelites. ""I am but a Yam"""
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse"
"Who is Jason Waterfalls? And why don't they want him to go?"
"You catch a giraffe with giraffe bait. You catch an elephant with elephant bait. How do you catch a click? Clickbait"
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face."
"Castles are great but I wish you could rent other forms of bouncy architecture"
"I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens."
"Why do girls always walk in odd packs? Because they literally can't even."
"Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs? Where you left it"