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Joke of the Day

"What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ? Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny."

"I called the rape hotline today Apparently it's only for victims"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool."

"Facebook does NOT need a dislike button. It's just gonna start more drama."

"look son, i kinda need you to go to hong kong & win a martial arts tournament to the death for me because i sorta told my neighbor you did"

"I just met a girl named ellen she's the complete inverse of my e^(x)"

"I tried to smuggle LSD across the border using my ass The bag broke, then I had the shittiest trip"

"What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf."

"Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid)."

"What does a fish say when he hits concrete? Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an "" old guys rule"" shirt and a hardy fist bump."