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Joke of the Day

"three gay guys are in a hot tub [NSFW] when a big blob of semen floats to the surface. one guy says while looking at the other 2 ""ok, who farted?"""

"The Snake Handler The snake handler suffered from a reptile dysfinction"

"Important stuff. If an orange is called an orange, then how come lemon is not called yellow?"

"What happens when you bring beer to a BYU party? All the girls put on their panties and go home."

"Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CU TE"

"Why did Saddam Hussein never have sex? ....because he was afraid he'd see Bush."

"I was going to make a joke about sodium but then I thought Na."

"A Guy In A Wheel Chair said... A guy in a wheel chair said "" you know what I can't stand"""

"Math and meth sound the same but one is a life ruiner and the other one is meth."

"I am afraid of heights That's why I never get high!"