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Joke of the Day
"How do you starve a black guy? Put his food stamps under his work boots."
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"Saw this movie about Jewish people this afternoon.. It had a hollow cast."
"My sleeping pills say to take them and immediately go to bed, but I feel like I have plenty of time, so km ufmcmszbv ishzn hdu flerf."
"So called ""Trader"" Joe's wouldn't let me pay with furs or rum or even live birds."
"What's long and hard and makes women cry at night? Crib death."
"Pi compliment Wow, you look radian today."
"The second Pop-Tart exists solely to hammer home the self-loathing initiated by the first Pop-Tart."
"Any sink has a garbage disposal if you push hard enough."
"What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common? Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside"
"[my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork"