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Joke of the Day
"I ate catnip today. I enjoyed it, but the cat sure didn't."
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"Coworker: Oh, look how beautiful! It's snowing again! Me: *stabs coworker with icicle*"
"There's a joke to be made about Niantic removing the step feature in Pokemon go instead of fixing the bug. But I just can't seem to find it."
"What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster."
"Why did the Computer Engineer retire young? He had a lot of cache."
"My new favorite joke. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?? Names"
"What do you say when your girlfriend accuses you of being an ass man? I'm anything but."
"I asked my wife for sex recently... She said, ""No, it's a super moon, not a blue one""."
"I found out I'm part Native American..... my beard is Apache."
"Hillary and Donald are out in a rowboat. The boat capsizes. Who get saved? The United States of America"