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Joke of the Day

"Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music."

"There once was a man named Brent He made poems wherever he went The poems were fine But on the very last line He added too many syllables"

"Hey! I took my diaper off, see? Oh! Look! I found your power drill! Gonna go see if it fits an outlet.. Bye! -My 2yo when I'm on the toilet"

"What did the boulder say to the other boulder? I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks."

"Thought I could safely force a fart... But it backfired."

"The only reason I eat corn... Is so I can see it come out the next day"

"Several people dancing around a pen... What is the movie name? Independence Day"

"What do you call a belt made of dollar bills? A waist of money."

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables... The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything"

"I'll get you socks and a dildo for your birthday. So if you don't like the socks, you can go fuck yourself"