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Joke of the Day
"Several people dancing around a pen... What is the movie name? Independence Day"
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"Me: ""Stay back! I'm an expert when it comes to karate!"" *mugger approaches* Me: ""Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands."""
"What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery? Honey, why the wrong face?"
"*Me ordering food, wearing a new white shirt* I'll have whatever is the most splattery and red"
"The Pun Contest There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would be a winner. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"
"I need to know how to swim in pussy... ...cause im drowning in it"
"What part of the house does a ghost not use? The living room"
"What's faster than a speeding bullet? [Religion] A Jew with a coupon."
"A doctor enters a patients room and pulls out an anal thermometer from his pocket and says Damn. Some asshole has my pen."
"My mate died from a bad case of heartburn I can't believe Gaviscone."