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Joke of the Day
"The only reason I eat corn... Is so I can see it come out the next day"
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"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it"
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"A snail gets robbed by two turtles. The police interview the snail, asking for descriptions of the suspects. ""I don't know,"" the snail says. ""It all just happened so fast."""
"I put a load in the dishwasher She swallowed."
"What's more awkward than getting a boner in public? Your girlfriend getting a boner in public."
"People assume I have a small penis because I have a Ferrari. It's actually the other way round."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I was telling jokes on his side."