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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a belt made of dollar bills? A waist of money."
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"War is not the answer Unless, ""What is the opposite of peace?"" is the question."
"Shut up, will you?"" ""Oh, I'm sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?"
"Next week, who's that pokemon? Its jay fuckin garrick."
"- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby - baby cries more, but now for different reasons"
"People in love use phrases like ""takes my breath away"" and ""swept me off my feet"". I think they're confusing love with attempted murder."
"Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !"
"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."
"Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny? They are all about delivery."
"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN"