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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a belt made of dollar bills? A waist of money."
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"Another Halloween joke. A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders a beer, and a mop."
"The people at Netflix are geniuses. I'm impressed that they were able to make a show based on a swimming pool game! I wonder what they'll try next."
"What's a vampire cows worst fear? Steaks."
"Yo momma so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor! I've broken my arm in several places!"" The Doctor looks at him like he's an idiot and says ""Well then, don't go to those places..."""
"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."
"Vegetarians live up to nine years longer. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years."
"Deer nuts are cheap they're under a buck."
"Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'"