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Joke of the Day

"What did the boulder say to the other boulder? I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"

"Why does Santa have a large sack? Because he only cums once a year"

"Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ? Pupil : It's stolen !"

"If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Missle Toe."

"Amazing statistic. The new U2 album is the most deleted record in history."

"I saw Donald Trump walk by Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller without stopping... Turns out he really doesn't recognize Jewish Stars."

"What do you call a dance party in Colorado? Shake 'n Bake."

"What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww"

"As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free..."