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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables... The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything"

"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."

"Just bought a thesaurus and when I looked, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am!"

"I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook."

"My Mom is a great travel agent if you're looking to take a Guilt Trip down Memory Lane."

"My tattoos aren't braille, so do not sneak up to me & begin to feel them. Unless you're hot, then you get the secret taste option."

"I got a job with the Postal Service So I could tell people I'm a mail escort."

"What do kids like to eat in the playground? Recess Pieces."

"Hey woman , are you a beaver?! Cuz' DAMN!"

"I appreciate when aerobic instructors say ""Don't forget to breathe"" because I sometimes forget and then I die."