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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin"
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"How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? Twenty-Juan"
"Holocaust jokes ARE NOT funny Anne Frankly, they make me disgusted."
"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"
"Psychologists who have examined Oscar Pistorius say that he is at risk of suicide. Especially if he confuses himself with a burglar."
"LPT: For those of you that always feel the need to click on every link (and end up wasting a lot of time on the internet).. ...gotcha."
"LITTLE MERMAID 2016: SEA WITCH URSULA: Your voice is mine mwaahahaha!!! ARIEL: *flicks eyes up; keeps texting*"
"A Frenchman has a wife and a lover He loves his lover the most. An Englishman has a wife and a lover, he loves his wife the most. A Jewish man has a wife and a lover, he loves his mother the most."
"I'd like to thank my hands... I'd like to thank my hands for always being at my side, my legs for supporting me through thick and thin, and my fingers... Because I can always count on them."
"I needed to go to the toilet but we were out of toilet roll So I pissed in the sink"