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Joke of the Day

"So, hear about the 2 Muslims in a speedboat who broke through the Thames barrier? They rammed a dam"

"So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp."

"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve breakfast here"""

"What did the reverend say before eating his salad? Lettuce Pray."

"What do anniversaries, toilets and the clitoris have in common? According to women, men usually miss all three."

"My wife asked me if I knew the difference between ignorance and apathy...... I told her I don't know, and I don't care."

"I just paid to have my house exorcised... But I couldn't keep up with the repayments - so my house got Repossessed."

"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."

"How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!"

"Q: Why did the sheep jump into the lake? A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th."