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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? Twenty-Juan"
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"Is your refrigerator running?... Cause it would probably be a better president #fridge2k16"
"6am: Too tired 8am: This isn't so bad 1pm: OMG so tired 5pm: zombie 8pm: Dead 10pm: LETS SWIM THE ENGLISH CHANNEL & OVERTHINK FOR HOURS"
"My dishwasher broke down and stopped working So I remarried"
"Why did Hitler always win foot races? He was the fascist one."
"If pedicures were called toe jobs, men would get them, too."
"What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."
"Forgot that I made a cup of coffee... now mass immigration has caused it to go cold."
"What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance? The neigh-neigh."
"What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks."