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Joke of the Day

"I needed to go to the toilet but we were out of toilet roll So I pissed in the sink"

"My Mum laughed at me when I said I was building a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"

"What's the opposite of an antijoke? An unclejoke"

"Like Rachel Dolezal, I too have been pretending to be something I'm not. For years, I've pretended to be white, when I'm actually a ladder."

"Did Donald Trump make the right choice when picking his running mate? It de-Pence on who you ask."

"I told a psychiatric ward patient to stand in the middle of two black poles ... and he did it ! The absolute madman!"

"In a marriage it's always a competition to see who can look busier, hence why I sighed and shook my head repeatedly while writing this."

"What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time? You're really bustin' Machops!"

"When I got my new job, my boss said I could name my salary But he said ""paltry"" and "" inadequate"" were already taken."

"I bet the guy who named it The Big Bang was super horny that day."