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Joke of the Day

"There should be a terrible show about a woman, her mom, and her daughter, all 3 named Jennifer, called ""Jenerations"" on Lifetime or the CW."

"10 ways on how to deal with Click baiting! Does anyone know them?"

"I told my GF that I'm jealous of her V-J. She shows me NO pity, though. She just rubs it in my face"

"What did the Arab land his 747? The tarmac, you racist."

"My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox."

"I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit."

"A woman's work is never done. That's why they get paid less. (Source: Frankie Boyle)"

"Have you heard that Magnesium is dating Oxygen? OMg"

"How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc. ) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying"

"What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !"