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Joke of the Day

"Psychologists who have examined Oscar Pistorius say that he is at risk of suicide. Especially if he confuses himself with a burglar."

"Literally no one wants to be on the phone with you less than the lady who answers the phone at a Chinese restaurant."

"Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house."

"What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!"

"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns ""No no no!"" Into ""Mmm mmm mmm!"""

"Grand Theft Auto 6 just announced. Already criticized for displaying ""excessive and gratuitous violence towards pedestrians"". Apparently your character is just a normal on-duty cop."

"My girlfriend and I had a threeso last night... It's like a threesome but it didn't include me."

"Good Steak jokes are... A rare medium well done"

"Two newfies are walking down a path... They see a sheep tangled up in a fence. The one says ""man, I wish that was a pretty lady"" to which his friend replys ""i just wish it was dark"""

"Brazil now has a new fool proof condom for Brazilian Men... It is shaped like a goalpost, so nothing of brazilian origin can get through!"