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Joke of the Day

"A Frenchman has a wife and a lover He loves his lover the most. An Englishman has a wife and a lover, he loves his wife the most. A Jewish man has a wife and a lover, he loves his mother the most."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.95, Deer nuts are under a buck."

"What did the uncircumcised man say during confession? Forgive me father fore I have skinned"

"A man is in his doctors office. The doctor says ""Sir you need to stop masturbating"". ""Why"" asks the man. The doctor replies ""It's making it difficult to finish the examination""."

"What's the best thing about blow job? 5 minutes' silence"

"Whats the opposite of nickle back? Bill front (Money jokes i got em)"

"I had such a great masturbation session last night... that when I woke up in the morning my dick was in the kitchen cooking breakfast."

"My son is so lazy he's went from playing video games on the computer to watching other people play video games on the computer."

"My parents are so poor.... If I dont wake up with a boner Christmas morning I'll have nothing to play with."

"Why did the mafia cross the road? Hey forget about it"