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Joke of the Day

"A Frenchman has a wife and a lover He loves his lover the most. An Englishman has a wife and a lover, he loves his wife the most. A Jewish man has a wife and a lover, he loves his mother the most."

"I always love the reaction I get after I cannonball into a public pool. ""OMG, Where's my baby!?"""

"Having heard that Steve Jobs is in hospital with only his Ipad to comfort him I've decided to release the cure for pancreatic cancer into the public domain. But only in flash."

"Whats green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table"

"Why did the insomniac get arrested? He resisted a rest."

"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and hitler? Hitler at least helped his people."

"The police arrested 2 kids today One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks They charged the first one and let the other off"

"Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like ""East."""

"What do you call a man wearing two rain jackets? Max"

"What is the difference between a pedophile and a sexually active wife of a cop? One wants to cop a feel and the other wants to feel a cop."