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Joke of the Day
"Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor."
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"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but she charges me extra for weird stuff"
"""How high are you! ?"" demanded the officer. ""No Officer, it's ""Hi, how are you?""."" replied the kid."
"What's blue and fucks grannies? Hypothermia."
"What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions? DirecTV (Say it aloud)"
"Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?"
"A girl at my high school got kicked out of the Future Farmers of America (FFA)... She couldn't keep her calves together."
"Knock knock Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allah who akbar!"
"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"
"So North Korea's Kim Jong-Un executes it's defense chief with an anti-aircraft gun. I bet he took a lot of flak for that."