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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allah who akbar!"
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"Whenever your ex says, ""You'll never find someone like me,"" the answer to that is, ""That's the point."""
"What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !"
"Who was King Arthur's knight who built the round table? Sir Cumfrence"
"[hugging mom at sister's funeral] ""And you said I'd never be your favorite"""
"What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office? ""Close, Bill, but no cigar!"""
"I went to church today just to thank God I'm not Miley Cyrus."
"How much is a metric fuck-ton? A shitload."
"Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend either the car is new or the girlfriend is."
"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."