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Joke of the Day

"A girl at my high school got kicked out of the Future Farmers of America (FFA)... She couldn't keep her calves together."

"If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science."

"How to get a Jewish girl's number? Roll up her sleeve..."

"My Ex-Wife My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences. She thought she was God. I disagreed."

"So I heard you were good at making pee jokes Urine. EDIT: Wow most karma I've ever gotten in a post"

"{At funeral} *holding widows hand* I'm sorry for your loss. He had so much updog ""What's updog?"" *pats her hand* Not much what's up with you"

"What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday? I appreciate the sediment."

"Good woman joke What do you tell a woman with two black eyes. Nothing you already told her twice."

"Just wrote a musical composition about pedophiles... ""Dick"" in A minor"

"What do 9/10 people enjoy? Gang rape D:"