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Joke of the Day

"""How high are you! ?"" demanded the officer. ""No Officer, it's ""Hi, how are you?""."" replied the kid."

"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? Don't worry he was OK."

"She needs to slow her roll. Only been with my girlfriend for two months and she wants to meet my parents. She needs to chill, i waited nine months before meeting them myself."

"Pal: On your date, go to a French restaurant. And remember! Girls love a wine connoisseur. Later... Me: we'll both have the wine connoisseur"

"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."

"If he calls you clingy, move in immediately without warning and decorate his bed with 57 throw pillows"

"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? They vote."

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"

"What is the difference between Napoleon and his son? One is a Bonaparte from the other."

"The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion."