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Joke of the Day

"What's blue and fucks grannies? Hypothermia."

"Seven days on a honeymoon make one hole weak"

"What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus."

"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black."

"What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert? He was forced to resort to excessive violins."

"I can't cook. My strategy for operating the oven is basically the same as my strategy for sex I do my best to turn it on, then I stick my stuff in and hope for the best."

"If there's ever a zombie apocalypse, I really hope it starts in Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

"What did France say to Turkey? That's not nice."

"What is a whale's favorite song? Shout."

"Where do atheists donate their money? Non Prophet Organizations"