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Joke of the Day

"What's blue and fucks grannies? Hypothermia."

"I named my penis ""Che Guevara""... ... because he strikes fast and retracts even faster. ^^^Also ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^funny ^^^beard."

"What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage."

"What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line? I'm the wiener!"

"If Subway had put an extra piece of cheese on every sandwich without telling the customer, I wonder how many of those kids would've been able to outrun Jared."

"I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream... Sundae School."

"What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him."

"While there's a motherboard, why isn't there a fatherboard? Well I don't know, but I do know my professor recently installed a new blackboard, hopefully he'll use that to explain the answer."

"Crabs can't eat hotdogs because they just keep cutting them into tinier and tinier hotdogs."

"My town is holding their annual incest competition. I entered my sister."