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Joke of the Day
"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"
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"What does Hitler call something that makes him mad? Infuhrerating"
"You guys hear about the hippy who drowned? He was too far out, man."
"Intelligence always beats good looks. But just to be safe I've got both covered."
"FRIEND: Just let her down easy ME: Ok [later] ME: *jumping in bouncy castle* I WANT A DIVORCE, KAREN"
"What would reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets"
"What do you call a white guy on steroids? An athlete"
"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless"
"Me: ""Breath mint?"" Her: ""Sure."" M: ""Don't mean to offend."" H: ""None taken."" M: ""Great. Good to hear. Care for a push up bra?"""