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Joke of the Day
"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"
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"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."
"I can't wait till Harriet Tubman is on the $20 bill That means I can legally own a black person again."
"Pablo was a family man. That's why he had two of them."
"Why do cemeteries have fences? Because people are dying to get in."
"I hate bipolar jokes... They're hilarious."
"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"
"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven..."
"A baby seal walks into a bar... Bartender asks ""What'll it be kid?"" Seal plops a five on the counter and says ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""
"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."