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Joke of the Day

"Is it so much to ask that everyone who ever wronged me be forced to leave the country and change their identity?"

"I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer."

"Legos Are Like Boobs They're meant for the kids, but the dad ends up playing with them."

"STDs are like pokemons... To be cool, you gotta catch 'em all."

"Saw a man at the beach yelling ""HELP! SHARK! HELP!!!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."

"how do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? one will see you later, and the other in a while"

"Why does Heisenberg hate driving? He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer."

"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Unless he's a vegan then I'm pretty sure you can just get there through his pu$$y."

"Why do french tanks have rear-view mirrors? So they can see the battle."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... ..."