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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions? DirecTV (Say it aloud)"

"I hate people with erectile dysfunction no hard feelings"

"hello 911? this monkey isnt yelling PARKOUR whilst hes swinging through trees"

"I'm going skiing in Colorado. They say there are a lot of blacks there. But there are a lot of blues and greens as well, so I should be okay."

"What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."

"Why is a fire truck always red? Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose."

"I've been making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland... the flag is big plus."

"Why is leather armour the best for sneaking? Because it's literally made of hide. *Ba Dum Tsss"

"Why did the junkie walk into the pet store? To buy some quack croakaine!"

"I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts"