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Joke of the Day
"Bad idea? Son, I got married in my 20s. Ideas don't get any worse than that."
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"What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs, or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob."
"I was gonna tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors. ""I'd like to talk to you about modern science """
"His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy... Said no girl ever"
"Why was the accountant constipated? He couldn't budget."
"Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women? Cos they're playas."
"Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat? Damn E-mails!"
"A game of cat and mouse, but it's just me chasing random strangers when I see them with donut boxes."
"How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm."