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Joke of the Day
"Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat? Damn E-mails!"
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"What's a nymphomaniac cook's least favourite ingredient? Italian dressing"
"If I could have dinner with anybody living or dead, I would choose someone who is dead so I didn't have to listen to them chew."
"What's the one advantage if Hillary Clinton is elected President? We'll only have to pay her 77 on the dollar"
"At Starbucks I order under the name Godot. Then leave."
"The people of Pompeii... Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD"
"Where do ghosts live? At the dead end."
"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"
"Being with a whore.... Is like sitting on a warm toilet seat. You didn't see the last guy leave, but you know someone was just there."
"how do you mathematically describe the tempo of global warming? Al Gore Rhythm"