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Joke of the Day

"How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm."

"[hospital] *crying* Jim it's your turn to change the baby *picks up baby* -Ok brb *comes back holding a black baby* -I think they're onto us"

"Anytime I see a tweet in a different language, I read it as ""Oo ee Oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang."""

"How to be funny [OC] How to be funny: 1) Why 2) Was 3) Six 4) Afraid 5) Of 6) Seven 7) 8) 9)"

"Me: Siri, how do I look? Siri: Well, at least you tried"

"Give me that! You're going to hurt yourself! *takes toy *hurts self with toy 4: Hahahaha"

"How to test your dog's IQ A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $19.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."

"I'm studying Feminism at my university It basically covers different periods in history."

"If Reza from the show ""Shah's of Sunset"" wrote a book... Would he call it, ""Memoirs of a Gay Shah?"""

"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"