221717
Joke of the Day
"His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy... Said no girl ever"
Next Joke
"When my girlfriend sends me to the supermarket to get cucumbers I also buy Vaseline so the cashier doesn't think I'm a vegan."
"Eating a cigarette."
"Did you hear Daft Punk is partnering with NASA to solicit bids from contractors? They're up all night to get Lockheed."
"What do you call a repeat line cutter? A pair of scissors."
"I told my kids I've never done drugs or been with anyone other than their father and the idiots totally bought it."
"The last time I wet the bed... ...I was pretty pissed."
"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means, Even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"Sorry, but there's no such thing as love at first sight. You just got really horny."
"My Chinese dad told me all Chinese Women look the same... That's why he's a polygamist."